Simón-ese

Roughly translated to "Of Course Dude!" Simón-ese is a hand crafted small batch salsa made to satisfy the most distinguished palates. Gone are the days of using salsa for just your chips... Simón-ese can be added to nearly every meal to add a lively flavor.

*! Pre-Order Details ! *

Dear valued customers... While the Food Scientists are busy formulating our "Shelf Stable"  production run for retail, we are still hard at work making product at our local "A" Graded commercial kitchen. Batches will be produced in accordance with orders placed and must be picked up by the customers at one of our four partner locations. Pickup locations will be listed for selection on the checkout page. 

If you're tired of the rest it's time to try the best. Simón-ese Salsa has a hand crafted taste made from the freshest all natural ingredients mother nature has to offer. 

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Don't Worry! Just because we are out of stock today doesn't mean you can't get your Pre-Order in today. All Pre-Order customers will be automatically added to our VIP List. We will deliver our VIP orders to one of our four partner locations for customer pickup as soon as the freshest batch is bottled and ready!

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The second I saw the bottle and the branding it caught my attention. It took me a while to figure out how to say the name (See-Moan-essay) but that didn't stop me from getting a large bottle. As impressed as I was with the appearance, opening the jar and putting it to use was life changing! This stuff is seriously the BOMB!

King Cheese